Samstag, 22. September 2007

the Rules

ok travelers .. this is the moment you have bin waITING FOR .. THE RULES

:
the Axiome : travel light .. preferably less than 10 kilo including every thing ( better 8 kilo when traveling in hot countries)

1. thau shall ask for minimum of 5 DIFFRENT people wqhen trying to get somewere ( specially in medetranian countries.

2. thAU SHALL SLEEP IN HIDDEN PLACES : but there is alwais a risk of getting killed, raped, tourtchered or stolen

3. thau shall sleep in opened public places were everyone can see you :; but there is a risk of getting cought by the police ( and in some countries its worse than being stolen, killed tor..)

the rules of the Schontal : ( some say she is an urban legend .. but some say they have seen her , or even felt her deving existance .. in any case she is sopposed to be the ultimate traveler , she speakes only once a year and sais only one sentence that is carried by travelers and used by them .. the rules as they are presented here were never exposed to the masses .. so please use them carfully)

1. alwais make the brave choice and not necesearly the wise, fast one.
2. ********** ( zensored )

random sequrity rules :
1. hide your valubals in your sleepingbag next to your feet ( try to get a larger sleeping bag than you really need for the extra space

2. put stuff that will make nopise on your shues and backpack so that if someone is stealing them you will hear him ( and this sosent mean you should wake up, sometimes you let him steal if its a hidden placxe and you suspect he may kiss you ifd he is frightened ..

3. walk slowly, and long, better than fast and little.

3. just do it ( this one is from nike)


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